Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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