Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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