he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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