seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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