like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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its like you know when i get waxed
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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