my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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