hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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