I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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