are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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