I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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