we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Everything about him screamed your future.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
