I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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