My sheets look like a crime scene.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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