Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
