why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
