I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
