would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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