oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You work out of a Hotel?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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