you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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