he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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