Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
honey bunches of taint.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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