I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
