I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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