Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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