so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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