just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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