Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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