we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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