the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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