Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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