where am i from again
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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