I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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