Whod you bang
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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