you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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