I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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