i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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