Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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