There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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