haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I think my moral compass just broke
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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