That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
