Pappa wants mamma naked
you win again, gameday.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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