You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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