I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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