Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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