this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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