You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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