Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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