You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I see more hoeing in ur future
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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