woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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