We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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