with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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