yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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