Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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