Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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