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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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