she was so not down for the gang bang
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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