Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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