we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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