with your own penis?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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