Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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