i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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